20 Ft. Neon Jesus

Full Frontal Conversion!!!

March 15th, 2008

Full Frontal Conversion is now available!!!

Listen to the entire album online and order your copy today!

October 2nd, 2007

Coupla thaangs... 'bout 2 weeks ago we had our last vocal recording session for Full Frontal Conversion an' we workin' on gettin' that crunk shit all finished up fo' release in November!!!!

We also be gearin' up fo' showz! If y'all finna get down wit' the 20 Footer, holla an' we do our best to bring the chuuuch to a hood near you!!!

Devil done got all up in our site an messt up our saaangle link from the previous post! We done spraaankled some holy water all up on the server an' blest it an' that shit done come correct in His Holy-Ass Name!!!!! Sorry to e'ybody be tryin' to pick up that saaangle an' shit not be workin! Itz fixt now!!!

We be goin' to Iraq!!! Well, 'least in spirit! We done sent some CDs over there to keep the Ghost a groovin' all up in them troops an' shit!!! If y'all be stationed over there or some other shithole full o' heathen muthafuckaz ripe fo' the savin' an' y'all finna get down wit' the 20 Footer, send y'all APO/FPO maillin' address to crew@neonjesus.com an' we be sendin' some crunk y'all way!!! An' if y'all gotz some friendz an' famz over there that you finna bless wit' the Crunk, let us know!!!

August 27th, 2007

It's official - the saaangle for Fuck Satan Up The Ass is now available!

We'll be launching the 20 Ft Neon Sto in September. Until then, you can order directly from our manufacturer here:

http://www.kunaki.com/sales.asp?PID=PX00ZRBWJB

Track Listing:
1. Fuck Satan Up the Ass
2. Finna Do Some Savin'
3. Fuck Satan Up the Ass [satan mix]

Bonus - Unreleased Material! As an added bonus, anyone who orders a single in the next month will receive an advance copy of an unreleased track from Full Frontal Conversion. Email your name and Order ID to crew@neonjesus.com to receive your track.

Thanks for Supporing the 20 Footer!!! Proceeds from the FSUTA single will go toward completing production on the full album [Full Frontal Conversion] due out later this year. Thanks to all of you for your support - we'll see you on tour later this year!

Peace,

-The 20 Ft Neon Crew

August 21st, 2007

Lots of new stuff! The single for Fuck Satan Up the Ass is due out in September! This release will also mark the opening of the 20 Ft. Neon Sto! where you'll find all sorts of holy apparel and other blessed items.

Production has been completed on The Legend of Faggy Pants, which you can now listen to on the player at the right. As Brother Ignatius said:

Yo, JC came to save e'ybody -- even faggy pants pickle-smokin' fudge packaz!!!!

June 30th, 2007

We finna do some tourin in late 2007 / early 2008. If you finna get yo praise on with the 20 Footer, holla atcha boy! We'll be booking dates in a month or two!

March 20th, 2007

Here's a track called "Sunday Morning," which was recorded live during a weekend show in 2006 with over 3,000 people in attendance!!!

Brother Ignatius had the following to say:

"We saved so many souls that weekend, you don't even know. Seriously, you don't even know. So give a listen and give us a shout out! We be prayin' fo' y'all muthafuckas and hope to be tourin' all up in yo areas real soon!"

And for those of you who don't know, 20 Ft. Neon Jesus is now on MySpace!

Come give a shout out at http://www.myspace.com/20ftneonjesus

January 4th, 2007

Something new from our upcoming album, Full Frontal Conversion!

Finna Do Some Savin!

October 10th, 2005

After a long, ministry-related absence (not the band Ministry, though we are working on getting them saved), we're back in the studio again ready to bust out another platinum-plus hit for the LORD!

March 9th, 2004

A mighty shout of hallelujah from our new website! The devil though he could get us down, but I think the title of our latest song says it all. Brother John's still off ministering to heathens in prisons and bath houses, so Brother Ignatius had to kick this one off solo. Mad props to Jesus for running the mixer and the Holy Ghost for making the mudslide. We sure did whoop all up over Satan's ass with this one!

This song was inspired by The Passion of the Christ, an excellent movie I suggest you all trick some heathens into watching with you. The lyrics are below:

You can email us at crew@neonjesus.com. May the love of Jesus be all up in yo stuff!

Frequently Axked Questions!

Muthafuckaz be axkin us all sortsa shit like e'y day an' we finna lightcha way! -Brother Ignatius

Funny music... omg... lol. but are you guys really Christian?

We never fit in wit the 'normal' Christian music scene, an there's lots of other peepz the same way. We bustin' rhymez for Jesus but we still crazy as hell. Can't nobody change that.

As brother Ignatius put it the other day: "When the Spirit getz all up in ya an' J.C. starts inspirin' you gots to bust that shit out an can't be worryin' 'bout what muthafuckaz go'n say. If He bless it, y'all gotsta just do it. We on fire for J.C. an' can't nobody hide that shit under no fuckin' basket! This is not no fuckin' candle - this is a muthafuckin' monsta blaze!!"

We're working on trimming that down for a bumper sticker. Ha - God bless him!

Jesus in the Cheese Whiz? What the dilly-o?

The story behind Jesus in the Cheese Whiz:

11/27/1999:

Today while we were in the studio Brother Ignatius was in the sound room having a snack of cheese whiz and crackers when we heard him choking over the intercom. It took us a minute to pry the door open and upon entering we found him passed out on the floor. After a little CPR and prayer he sprang back to life and told of a powerful religious encounter he had. He explained "I was looking down at the cheeze whiz and through I saw a shape that kind of looked like Jesus. Then I saw it becoming clearer - it was a vision. I opened my mouth to praise Him but instead started choking on a cracker." Brother Ignatius received a message from our Lord while he was unconscious, destined to be an upcoming song...

Bruh, seriously, how is Jesus the influence of your music? As a believer and an artist I gotta ask is this some type of sick joke? Holla at me. I'm prayin for you in all sincerity.

You're not the first person that's been... surprised by the raw ball of energy that is 20 Ft. Neon Jesus. There are a lot of folks out there that really need Jesus, but can't connect with the mainstream, squeaky clean image of many ministries today. Just because we've found Jesus doesn't mean we've forgotten where we come from. Not everyone can relate with that, in which case there's plenty of other, more traditional music out there.

We use some sexually charged imagery, but it all comes back to J.C. If you've been living dirty you're still called to the party just the same. There's no clean-up job too big for the Lord, and the bigger the job the more glory to His name and the more rejoicing in heaven.

are you really a christian?

Isn't that the fundamental question?

We're crazy as hell, but we're amped for JC. Not everyone gets us, but that's okay.

wow u r one stupid motha fuka if u think ur saved!!! if u knew bout bible den u would know first of all da lord doesnt allow cussin!! so ur wrong dere! and u have ur morals all wrong!!!! so just shut da fuk up and get a different religion ok u ignorant motha fuka!!! somethin round satanism!!! peace u poser ass wanna be!!! ill pray for u!!

Please, point out the passages dealing with profanity. We would love to be educated.

r u bein a smart ass or u bein serious!?? cuz dat doesnt make ne sense sayin ur a christian and den u tlk da way u do!! dat doesnt make ne sense!!!!

You said:

"if u knew bout bible den u would know first of all da lord doesnt allow cussin!!"

So I simply asked you if you'd be so kind as to point out the related passages. I've read and am constantly re-reading God's word and seem to have missed that part. Still, I readily acknowledge that I'm not perfect and if you can point out any related passages I'd be grateful for the education.

While you're looking that up, I'll share a few of my favorites:

Matthew 7:1
Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Luke 6:37
Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:

Romans 14:3
Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him.

James 5:9
Grudge not one against another, brethren, lest ye be condemned: behold, the judge standeth before the door.

Galatians 5:14
For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

James 2:8
If ye fulfil the royal law according to the scripture, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself, ye do well:

Acts 10:15
And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

As for dirty language, the Bible is not G-Rated by any means. Here are just a couple off the top of my head:

Second Kings 18:27
But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

Ezekial 4:12
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

We do have a sense of humor and I can understand how many people might take things the wrong way without a proper cultural reference. This happens a lot with hip hop in general. However, the basic message is this: no matter who you are or what you've been up to in life, there's no cleanup job too big for JC and the worse you've been until now, the more He wants to save you.

When you get saved, life doesn't stop being fun, you don't lose your sense of humor, you don't forget where you came from, etc., but being filled with the Ghost you are different, you see things a little differently, and it's very very very exciting!

If you don't enjoy the music, that's cool - we all have different tastes. There's plenty of more traditional music out there if that's what you're into.

Be blessed,

-Brother Mark

im going to block u. u dont know how to speak proper english and i cant understand a word u say. plus ur nothing but a pimp. get a life and grow up.

Y'all know where to find my nutz! --Brother Ignatius

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